NO MORE MUSIC!

Music is becoming illegal in many corners of the Muslim world and the ideology behind the snuffing out of a beautiful art form threatens to affect the rest of the world as well. Referring to Islamic Sharia law, the Koran states: "Allah Mighty and Majestic sent me as a guidance and mercy to believers and commanded me to do away with musical instruments, flutes, strings, crucifixes and the affair of the pre-Islamic period of ignorance. On the Day of Resurrection, Allah will pour molten lead into the ears of whoever sits listening to a songstress.” 
I think I'll go play Led Zep 2 FULL BLAST!