THE FOX AND DONKEY SHOW!

When it comes to negotiations, the Fox of Iran and his cunning cohorts are 20 hoofs ahead of the dozy Western donkeys. The Europeans and Obama Brigade are obviously following in the footsteps of Chamberlain's School of Extreme Stupidity. Just when you need a Churchill we've got this bunch of wankers on our end of the see-saw...and boy, will we pay dearly!