WE WON'T BUILD NUKES... HONEST!

So says the sly Fox of Iran; which has as much chance of being believable as an angry weasel down your under pants not nipping you. But gullible dumbos like Nancy Pelosi swoon at his Tweets, his twinkling brown eyes, that salt an' pepper beard and just about creams her jeans looking at his autographed pic on her bedroom wall. What a prat she is!

WOULD THAT IT WERE TRUE...