A 1000 MUSLIM MYTHS!

A CNN piece of Koranic crapology - which the useful idiots at the lib channel have been chest beating about - and which could only be believed by those whose knowledge of Islam came from a book written by Reza Aslan; Iran's batty boy and major apologist for that Islamo-fascist regime. Just one of the 1000 myths is this: Arabs invented the zero (0). Like many other maths myths the Muslims make claim to, the fact is that this work of genius was brought from Indian to the Middle East by Arab traders. It was the Indians who came up with what we wrongly call, "Arabic numerals". Up until then, it was these pesky and impossibly clunky Roman things that were in use. Try to multiply or divide these babies and, except for buying a jar of olives, you'll understand how totally useless they are. Nope, it was not a Muslim invention. Our present day numbers and the brilliant zero came from clever folk in India. 
To clear up any lingering misunderstanding about what Islam put in the invention pot, a 14th-century dialogue between Byzantine emperor, Manuel II Paleologus and a Persian Muslim scholar went like this: “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.” 
Yes folks, that more accurately sums up the Islamic contribution(s) to mankind!

APPLE A DAY...

In 2007, zillions of the Apple faithful stood in line for a week on 5th Avenue NYC looking like lost Scientology students, as they awaited their turn to buy the "Jesus Phone."  But the Apple Watch's arrival in the manger has hardly been the second coming. Who really wants something as expensive as a penny black postage stamp on their wrist? Many young Apple-ites have a similar mentality to cult joiners; and when, as predicted, all the satellites fail through our litter lout behavior in space, they'll be plenty of work to be had for the head sorting community. 

FANCY A CHICKEN CURRY?

A study in the journal Clinical Infectious Diseases links the Klebsiella pneumoniae pathogen to retail meat products for the first time. This bacteria can cause pneumonia when inhaled, and can cause urinary tract infections and infections in the lower biliary trace and in wounds. In the 2012 study, turkey, chicken, and pork meats were sampled from nine major grocery stores in Flagstaff, Arizona where clinical samples from sick people were screened for this bacteria. Ten percent of the 1,728 positive human samples and 47% of the 508 retail meat samples yielded the bacteria. Many of the strains were resistant to antibiotics. It's official; now you can stop blaming the booze!

Chicken, shmicken? We ladies know it's the demon drink

REMOTE CAR HACKING, SIR? THERE'S NO EXTRA CHARGE.

Remote-controlled car hacking has arrived — and with it, an important opportunity for Argus, an Israeli cyber-security start-up that currently has the world’s only effective system to detect and prevent the kind of attack demonstrated on Tuesday, when a pair of hackers took control of a Jeep Cherokee driving in St. Louis. “Argus’ mission is to promote car connectivity without compromising on security,” said Tom Bar Av, a spokesperson for the company. “In the Jeep case, as well as in other hacking attempts that have been demonstrated over the past year, our solutions could have played a pivotal role in successfully preventing such attacks from affecting a vehicle’s systems.” As my old van has manual only windows and electrics that wouldn't be out of place in the Stone Age, I've no worries. But there's something else to concern us all even more; for according to boffins, in around 20/30 years, unless we find a solution to this coming dooms-day, there will be no satellites! Even at present, there are millions of bits of killer space junk orbiting - and a piece only 2 mm in size can cripple a multi-million dollar satellite. 
So don't throw yer old maps away and buy a truckers' Charlie10-4 CB radio; because if you're still walking the earth, you'll bloody well need one!

A said double fries, hold the mayo.

HONEST IRAN!

While Clown Kerry - the second most gullible simpleton on the planet, just one step behind his boss Barry - have been selling us out at the Ayatollah Mall, the Mullah Men have been injecting a large dollop of honesty into the pitta dip. Still they cry "death to America" with Israel very much on the menu of doom. At least the nuke-will-be-folk are honest about wanting us all dead; while our sell out politicians in tandem with the Greedy-Fucks-R-Us multinationals are only too willing to aid and abet the end of our top dog tenure on earth. George Harrison's "All Things Must Pass" coming just a wee bit sooner than moi expected...

OBAMA'S IRAN SHIELD!

Folk who still think this is a reasonable and balanced  deal, I'd like to draw attention to a couple of rather neglected points which most media seems to have little or no interest in. The Deal explicitly states: that the United States and the other P5+1 powers can help Iran deflect and even “respond” to sabotage and threats to its nuclear sites and even to stage a counter-attack on the source of the threat."  This is stated in Annex III of the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA). It's on page 142: Annex III: Civil Nuclear Cooperation, Section D 10.  "Co-operation" also includes "training and workshops to strengthen Iran’s ability to protect against, and respond to nuclear security threats, including sabotage, as well as to enable effective and sustainable nuclear security and physical protection systems". As Israel is assumed to have been behind the Stuxnet cyber attacks on Iran’s centrifuges at the Natanz nuclear facility in 2010, which set back the Iranian nuclear weapons program, this agreement provides for assistance from the United States and the other P5+1 countries to thwart “sabotage” on Iran’s nuclear sites.
Put bluntly, if Israel should attempt to destroy Iran's nuclear facilities - in similar vein to the Iraq and Syrian pre-emptive strikes - thanks to this deal, Israel could find itself being in a direct military confrontation with the United States. I guess this is what Obama meant by having Israel's back!

THE BRAIN IS A WONDERFUL THING...

"American investigators will not be part of the International Atomic Energy Agency team inspecting Iranian nuclear sites." So said Barry's hand made rice pudding at the U.N. a.k.a. the National Security Adviser Susan Rice, who was served up before coffee and biscuits by CNN. It turns out that the IAEA will be stuffed full of Iran's chums who already have diplomatic relations with Mullah-Vile. This news should make you sleep easier. 
Making a "deal" with folk who want you dead en-mass could only have been hatched in the minds of the extremely lobotomized. 

There, it didn't hurt a bit Mr Kerry.
 Thank you for negotiating our demise with
that nuke wannabe death cult.