SUN SCIENCE FOR SIMPLETONS!

Much of the damage that ultraviolet radiation (UV) does to skin occurs hours after sun exposure. And...some damage caused by sunlight - the DNA damage that can lead to sunburns and even skin cancer - may occur even after sun exposure. (Vision: Yale News).  Well, no kidding! Anyone who has tried to get a nights kip after falling asleep in the sun with their bare ass on display, has this already figured. Say, you sun-kissed Einsteins; just how many spondoolies did you manage to scam from your sponsor - Middle Earth Dwellers Inc - to discover the bleedin' obvious?

Hi, I'm Peter and I live in the UK.
 We don't get much sun,
but when we do, I'm as mad as fuck for a tan.

OBAMA'S TOP GUNS AT TEL AVIV!

They said electric shock therapy would cure me of
liberalism. They were wrong.

If you could make folk idiot prove, then the former US envoy to the Middle East, Martin Indyk and US diplomat Dennis Ross would be an excellent place to start. They were proposing, without as much as a smirk, a “nuclear guarantee for Israel” on Tuesday at the Institute for National Security Studies (INSS) conference in Tel Aviv. Indyk suggested a joint Israel-U.S. Nuclear defense agreement that he called a “treaty arrangement” to address Israel’s concerns. Apparently, both have amnesia and don't recall any of the "Guarantees and Treaties" that previous American governments had, then promptly broke, with every Native American tribe - and America's a democracy! 
Indyk and Dennis Ross actually expect Iran - an Islamo-fascist terror state run by Mutant Mullahs - to honor a "nuclear guarantee"! Liberal tendency types are totally naive.They are Neville peace-in-our-time

And I believe Mr Hitler
will keep his word...

Chamberlain clones, who actually believe you can negotiate with evil. Speaking of which, Barry Obama invited top Muslims from Islamist terror backing countries, to speak at his extremist terror day soiree...I rest my case.

Each and every day, we give thanks to Allah that
the infidels are so fucking stupid.

OF BLOOD AND BULL SHIT...

Argentinian Presidenti Cristina we-blame-the-Jews Fernandez and some of her bent, Islam luvin' top administration officials, orchestrated a secret deal with Iran to shield the officials responsible for the 1994 bombing of a Jewish community center in Buenos Aires...allegedly.  
Over 80 people were murdered. Though Cristina and Crew are protesting their ignorance, there's nothing new about the Latino love of politics extreme-o. If it's not fascist (their preferred default position ) then those of a similar mind set will do very nicely as new best friends. 

Enter Iran, Hezbollah and others from the Islamic Dens of Death and Destruction. South America has a history of having more than a few Nazi sympathizers; but Iran's Mullah Men make an excellent second choice. The "moderate" Hassan Rouhani, much admired by Barry & Co, spent 3 years as a student at a Glasgow University in Scotland. He was a known Islamist, but cunning as a dozen foxes. Indeed his projected persona was of a quiet, polite, smiling chap. Years later - when not ordering the murder of Iranian student who opposed the regime - Rouhani was fingered by Mossad as being head chef in the Tehran kitchen when the plan to bomb the Jewish center was being cooked up. Not that the gullible West seems remotely concerned that The Beard is a treacherous, Machiavellian, bastard who'll play midwife to Iran's first born nuke.

You see? This proves that the Jews did 9/11
and first bombed there own place for
practice. Anyway, me and the boys were
out shopping for shoes that day...

OBAMA: HUG A MUSLIM!

In the fight against "violent extremism", Barry Obama - with not so much as a mention or a nod in the direction of Mecca as to who these mysterious, violent extremists are - has argued that the U.S. has one thing going for it which Europe doesn't have: a long tradition of warmly embracing its immigrants, including Muslims. Well done Barry! That should send a shudder up the sphincters of every Islamist psycho. Has there ever been a man more unsuited for high office? It should be pointed out that Europe most definitely has at least one thing going for it; it hasn't got YOU!

To answer your question, Jane; one can't assume that just because
someone calls out Allahu Akbar, has a Koran under one arm while they
cut some Christians' throat, that the person is...you know...

THE LIGHT BLUES!

United Nations political affairs chief Jeffrey Feltman yesterday told the UN Security Council that he is “alarmed” over reports that Hamas is attempting to rearm six months after Israeli Operation Protective Edge. This is such a surprise to us Jeff. Who would of thought the rascals of Hamas would get up to such tricks? 
What more can one say about the UN? Nazis in mentality just about account for most of the asses on blue seats. Example:The UN were supposed to oversee Hezbollah being disarmed - after all it was THEIR resolution! Instead, they picked their noses, farted and chewed gum as 40,000 Iranian rockets were trucked past their very own "peace keepers" destined for Iran's Islamist proxy in Lebanon; courtesy of the top around-the-world terror sponsor for Islam's Caliphate Crew. What the UN is most excellent at is allowing the most degenerate regimes on plant earth to infest every decision making committee. The UN are the next best thing to a satanic cult and should be treated accordingly.

JON STEWART'S NEW CHANNEL ADDRESS?

Jeff Zucker, once of NBC - which should be a red flag to everyone - would just love to be able to bring Mr Uber Smug a.k.a. Jon Stewart over to join the Camp of the Bewildered, better known as CNN. 
Zucker, now the head dick-in-charge of the rampant liberal channel said not surprisingly, that he's a huge admirer of Mr Smug. And yes indeed, there would be room made in the CNN lifeboat for one more liberal toss-pot on board their slowly, sinking channel. Just the idea of giving a so called comic a news show on a fake news network as opposed to an entertainment channel like Comedy Central,  shows just how much the line between liberal propaganda news and what passes as entertainment has been blurred in the U.S. of A. The Stewart sycophants - with the attention span of a fruit fly and only one step ahead of a Dumb & Dumber flick  - don't need more daze and confusion in their under grad, perpetually adolescent minds. They're already too much of a liability in a dangerous world as it is.

Laugh? I need a double adult diaper under me pin-stipe
when watching Jon Boy slay 'em!

AMERICAN PIE...

Half of Americans see the future with The Bitch of Benghazi a.k.a. Hillary Clinton as President. Oh, fucking, dear.
 But then the Republicans are acting really dumb by even thinking about yet another Bush to offer Joe Public.  
Jeb baby, the former Florida governor, will give a speech in Chicago Wednesday in which he will attempt to differentiate himself from his bro, former Pres George W and pappy, George H.W. But it's the name, not any clear water that Jebbers may make between himself and the other Bushes; it's that friggin' BUSH name, you GOP plonkers. 
If yet another Bush wins the contender prize and HRC is his Democrat opponent, a deep gloom should descend on any potential voter with more than 6 working brain cells. If I were a Yank, I'd sooner vote for H.A.L. than any of these two.