BEATLES MUSIC QUIZ: WHAT'S THE FIRST CHORD OF.....

And if you actually get it right without cheating, it's two free tickets to their next gig!

Click the link for the right answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvxPc5MPEuQ&feature=youtu.be

WHICH TEAM ARE YOU SUPPORTING NOW?

This month the liberal media discovered a new word: Caliphate.
But before Team Sunni (better known as the ISIS Barbarians) can be declared head boys of the year (usually by body count) and thus win the Caliphate Cup, they'll first have to kick the shit out of Team Shiite -  most certainly not pronounced shite like the Scots or Irish would say it. But enough of straining the intellect; instead, let's have a wee pic to make it easy for class to remember who's who in Islam's carnage count down. 

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY: BUT HOW MANY MORE?

Below is a pic of the US/Mex border; hence forth to be known as, The 24/7 Obama-Gate. Hey, it's only his 223rd betrayal since conning his way into office. With all Washington off to the beach, mistress, checking Swiss bank accounts, the Great Pretender - now officially with the lowest ratings of any US Pres since the end of WW2 - will pass yet another one of his slimy, Chicago style exec orders, instructing his lackeys to post signs in Arabic with: 

Caliphate Crew Welcome Here! 

Happy 4th of July...enjoy it while you can, Yanks.

Watch out for the cattle grid, Abdul!

WHY DO WE SUFFER ISLAM'S LOONYS?

Q: Why is Israel held to so much higher standards of behavior, while Islam's Pali Brigade and all the other 56 shades of allahu akbars get to fight dirty?
A: Well, there's absolutely no expectation by most of the thinking world of any Geneva Convention sissy stuff from Islam's finest. It's a given, that those tutored from their holy BooK for Barbarians: How To Conquer The World Part 1 will not have a moral compass embedded in their brain; so for them, anything goes and usually does. Islam's founder set the seal and tone for all future wars against we Infidels and you can read some clarifications re Jihad Rules of Engagement at this link:
 http://www.answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/jihad.htm

CAN DO WORKING AT 40,000 FEET!

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The Israeli Air Force has to make every dollar count, so the air force’s aptly named Extension of Life Division helps keep costs down by keeping old planes flying, but furnished with all the latest technology. For example, a 1970s vintage F-15i “Baz” (Falcon) plane is turned “into a plane that can carry out modern missions as well as advanced planes that are available today,” said Colonel E of Base 108. Green or what!

ISRAELI D.I.Y. NEEDED!

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One could remodel Gaza after that never out of fashion, always popular Berlin circa '45 style.

JORDAN INVITE SPECIAL GUEST!

Jordan may be ready to ask Israel to go to war with them against ISIS, if and when the Jihadi black flaggers - currently bringing their exquisite brand of Islamic hell to Iraq - turn their attention to them. Israel signed a peace treaty with Jordan in 1994 and behind the scenes Israel is said to be willing to give appropriate help to Jordan to keep the bastards out. 

Rules of engagement with Islam's psychos:
Don't get caught, take no prisoners, 'cause they sure don't!