ALL I WANT FOR XMAS...

A senior Iranian negotiator was very upbeat on Monday about the chances of progress in the latest round of talks. With good reason, Team Iran is super confident about the eventual outcome of these "negotiations"; the West being political simpletons who will swallow any swill that the not-so-mad Mullah Men dish out. An Iranian nuke built and wrapped up by Xmas? Well Obama won't stop 'em cookin' a nuke, so I guess it will be left for Israel to be the Tehran party pooper. (Image: Copyright Control)

BOOK AT BEDTIME...

Islamo-fascist Hezbollah, Iran's poodle in Lebanon may be best known for its terrorist activities, but few folk know that it also runs one of the largest and most sophisticated criminal operations in the world! A man who knows all about the tossers is Dr. Matthew Levitt, who directs the Stein program on counter-terrorism and intelligence at The Washington Institute for Near East Policy and is the author of Hezbollah: The Global Footprint of Lebanon’s Party of God. Can be purchased at Amazon.com (Hurst/Georgetown University Press, 2013)

RETAIL THERAPY CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS...

"During the four-day siege in Kenya's Westgate shopping Mall, Islam's al-Shabaab Jihadists raped, tortured, beheaded, dismembered, castrated, gouged out eyes, amputated fingers and hung hostages on hooks from the roof.”  
Meanwhile, the suit wearing front groups for the barbarians of Radical Islam around the world, loudly condemn ANY criticism of Islam, calling it “offensive.” The denial factory, aka the liberal western media and way too many so called political leaders - including Obama - keep insisting that terrorism has nothing to do with jihad. If you've had enough of their “see no evil, hear no evil” then get involved! 
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THE END FOR ARAB OIL!

I, Borat can verify that this is true.

A massive new oil discovery in Australia will spell doom for Saudi Arabia. Ditto that for all the Gulf states! All told the recent discovery outside a sleepy Australian town contains more black gold than in all of Iran, Iraq, Canada, or Venezuela. Strewth mate, at around 400 billion barrels it's a bleedin' whopper! Or as a suit in the oil biz would say, "It represents a bona-fide redrawing of the global energy map as we know it."

BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

Post 9/11, NSA spying virtually unchecked, so bleat the crushingly naive of the planet. Look: if you've got the capability, you use it! The European governments are a bunch of whinging hypocrites, with that German bird leading the caterwauling chorus of phony indignation. Every Intel office on earth would just love to have and exploit the same capabilities and if you think otherwise, you've been spending too much time in Disneyland. 

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LEAKS AND LAZY ASS!

Leaks to the New York Times in an article published Wednesday reveal one thing for certain that was previously unknown: Obama’s national security team are not happy bunnies at all, especially with his non handling of the Syrian crisis. In parsing the president’s body language – the report refers to Obama slouching, off scrolling through his Blackberry and chewing gum during crisis meetings. Well, at least he actually turns up...and it gets his lazy ass off the golf course for an hour or two.

Meetings, schmeetings; can't I guy get a pizza?

KEEP IN TUNE, OBAMA!

Keep your hand off my ass, elephant boy.

The Three Stooges singing that ol' time favorite tune: "Together We'll Fuck-Up America"
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