BEWARE THAT BELLY, BOYS!

A Texas man in his 60s who would become drunk without touching a drop of alcohol turns out to have had a beer gut — his gut was brewing beer! The unusual case study of Gut Fermentation Syndrome, a relatively unknown phenomenon also known as Auto-Brewery, was published in the International Journal of Clinical Medicine. 
On the upside; it's the cheapest known way to get pissed. (Photo: Copyright Control)

BBC's ONGOING ROMANCE WITH ISLAM!

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How the BBC reported the Kenya Mall atrocity: "militant gunmen kill 39"
How Fox reported it: "the Islamist group Al-Shabaab who have links to al-Qaeda have killed..." The BBC are a friggin' ongoing disgrace and should be de-funded. They will bend over backwards to keep the words Muslim, Islam, Islamist out of their reporting. 

Here's the latest score sheet of atrocities carried out by the psychos

of Islam:

WHEN TIME LORDS DISAGREE!

MY time! NO! It's MY time!

After deferring a decision for almost two years, members of the 193-nation International Telecommunication Union of Timekeeping Experts, failed on Friday to reach a decision on scrapping the four-decade-old practice of adding extra seconds to clocks; a system opponents say causes headaches in a hi-tech, interconnected world. Time obviously not being too important on their wrangle calender, the geeks will all meet up again in some parallel plain of existence and try to settle the issue by 2015 (our time). Jez! (Photo: Copyright Control)

GOING UP TO JERUSALEM...

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Thousands of Christians will descend on Israel, along with lawmakers from around the world to participate in an Israel Allies Foundation conference beginning Sunday. Lawmakers from the US, European Union, Canada, Brazil, Holland, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Macedonia, Poland, South Africa, Guatemala, Argentina, Chile, Bolivia and Uruguay will meet with Economy Minister Naftali Bennett and Defense Minister on Sunday and discuss their countries' activities relating to Israel.

APPLE iPHONE 5c AND ALL THAT!

As with the launch of every new iPhone, the lead-up to Friday's launch of the new Apple iPhone 5C and 5S was marked with near-hysteric anticipation, extremely long lines, and, in some cases, disappointed shoppers. What's wrong with you folk? It's a piece of bloody expensive plastic with a chip! Apple-ites are like zombie cult followers; paying over the top prices at the Shrine of Tecko with a glazed, far away look in their eyes. Grow up for fuck sake!

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OBAMA'S ONGOING LOVE AFFAIR WITH RADICAL ISLAM!

Obama Waives Ban On Arming Terrorists In Syria!

Yeah...my Abdul is a killing machine...makes me so proud...

Not for the first time Obama has shown his real colors. He knows they're Jihad terrorists, contrary to all of Clown Kerry's crap about "moderates," but wants to arm them anyway. The law allows the president to waive those prohibitions if he "determines that the transaction is essential to the national security interests of the United States." In NO conceivable way is arming radical al Qaeda wannabes in Syria "essential to the national security interests of the United States" anymore than it was in America's interest for Obama to support the Islamo-fascist Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. (Cartoon: Iranpoliticsclub)

WE WON'T BUILD NUKES... HONEST!

So says the sly Fox of Iran; which has as much chance of being believable as an angry weasel down your under pants not nipping you. But gullible dumbos like Nancy Pelosi swoon at his Tweets, his twinkling brown eyes, that salt an' pepper beard and just about creams her jeans looking at his autographed pic on her bedroom wall. What a prat she is!

WOULD THAT IT WERE TRUE...