TURKEY SAYS AS TURKEY DOES!

Demands Explanation Over UK Spying Claims!

GCHQ, Britain's electronic eavesdropping agency, is said to have spied on foreign politicians (well no kiddin').Turkey's claim that Britain spied on foreign governments attending G20 meetings in London in 2009 would "constitute a scandal" if true, it said. 
No it wouldn't you pro democracy head crackers. It would "constitute" a world you're only too well acquainted with, you devious, hypocritical Islamist toss-pots. Spying is like going to the loo; everyone does it, but the subject is not usually discussed while tucking into one's favorite feast. (Photo: Copyright Control)

Hey, don't call me a turkey!

NSA HOO-HAH!

A Democrate politician from Colorado can't understand how the NSA needs to run through all these zillions of numbers, txts and emails in order to thwart potential terror attacks. Here's a wee help for him and the other bewildered ones. If you wanted to find an ounce of gold, you'll have to shift up to 91 tons of rock. And that's only if you know where to look in the first place! Get it now, thick-os?

Colorado Dem chump: Hey, why so much rock?

LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO NUKESVILLE, NOW!

Fact: Any true "moderates" who put themselves forward for the Iranian election were EXCLUDED from the list of candidates! Rowhani, the latest incarnation now Genocide Joe has gone and the outright winner, has the BBC and other liberal lefties already banging on about "new hope" "new beginnings" and "a game changer" with Iran. Total crap! Rowhani is more dangerous than the mouthy Genocide Joe. Why so? He was known in Glasgow, Scotland - where he attended University - as a rampant Islamist, though quiet and foxy sly with it. He was allowed on the list by the Evil One because of his cunning, smooth as honey ways and boy it couldn't have worked out better for the Ayatollah if he had actually rigged the election himself! All the usual suspects have fallen for it as per usual. The Iranians must be laughing all the way to the centrifuges! (Photo: Copyright Control) 

The NYT, BBC and Washington Post: Yep. We'd buy a pre-owned auto
from him!

THE MOON AND ISRAEL...

‘Israel Will Land Unmanned Vehicle On The Moon By 2015′

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SpaceIL’s mission, according to the organization, is to successfully build, launch into space, and land on the moon a space capsule — which would make Israel the fourth country in the world to achieve this. The education aspect of the project looms quite large for Margalit and the rest of the SpaceIL folks. “Today, Israeli kids are watching the local equivalents of the big reality shows, like ‘The Voice’ and ‘Master Chef,’ ” Margalit said. “In 2015, we want to make sure that they are watching a new reality show — “Moon 2.0,” Season One, a show that we believe they will be inspired to want to be a part of, once they see how far Israeli technology has taken us.”

JUST A WALKIN' THE DOG...

KARKOC

Walking the dog and laughing together said a neighbor; so the revelation that a former commander of a Nazi SS-led military unit who has lived quietly in Minneapolis for the past six decades came as a shock to those who knew 94-year-old Michael Karkoc. His unit is accused of wartime atrocities during WW11, including the burning of villages filled with women and children. But why does it come "as a shock" to folk? Do they expect mass murderers to have 666 branded on their forehead, horns, a tail and red eyes? Then they've obviously never heard the phrase,"the banality of evil."

WILLS INDIAN CONNECTION!

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Now just because you enjoy a great curry doesn't mean much...but the chap who will be King of England etc one day has the DNA to prove his curry's kosher. It's like this. DNA tests on saliva samples from Prince William's relatives have revealed a direct link between him and a woman who was part-Indian named Eliza Kewark. And she was the housekeeper for his great-great-great-great-great grandfather Theodore Forbes, a Scottish merchant who worked for the East India Company in Surat. So bring on the veggie vinaloo!

IRAN'S STILL GOING NO WHERE!

Before anyone with even a passing interest in Mad Mullahsville aka Iran, and the prospect of a "moderate" winning the election; the REAL ruler in the land of the 7th century is the Bandito Beardy One and his degenerate band of Islamo-fascist fuck-wits. Have a nice day.

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