HAGEL OR A UNICORN?

Memo To Democrats: You're not breaking with the tradition of bipartisan support of a candidate chosen by the President if that person's record shows that he is totally unsuited for such an important office as Secretary of Defense. And I suppose that if Obama had nominated a unicorn for the post, his flock of fools would have done their usual nodding dog act in support. Hagel may still get the job and will prove to be a total liability for the United States and it's western allies.

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CARNIVAL AND THE COSTA CREW!

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When folk fly it's usually because of business or going on your hols. Being in a cigar tube at 39,000 feet for a few hours is not usually regarded as fun time. Going on a cruise? Some things are worth knowing. Ships go on water. Ships are made of metal. Ships sink. When you hear the call "fire in the engine room" you can't just wander off for a burger at the end of the street while the boys with hoses put it out. And if per chance there's a mighty bang and a ripping sound like your best jeans on razor wire, it's usually because Captain Cavalier has been showing off to some rocks. So when the guy you fancied nicks your life jacket and elbows you out of the last life boat; and should you survive your encounter with hypothermia and sharks, don't start whinging to the press, Costa or Carnival. Nobody pointed a bayonet at your ass to buy a ticket!

TRAITOR'S GATE...

"You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!"

Welcome to the 
"Hotel California" 
Mr Ben Zygier...
now you can wear the T-shirt...
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TEHRAN ACCUSES ISRAEL.

Iranian news media on Thursday were full of reports that Israel has killed a senior Iranian official. Shateri reportedly oversaw reconstruction in south Lebanon after the 2006 Israel-Hezbollah war. He had returned to Iran, but was on a visit to Lebanon this week when allegedly he had a foody moment. According to Al Jazeera, Shateri landed in Damascus this week and traveled towards Beirut; but at one point, while he was having a pee and still in Syrian territory, Shateri's vehicle had a puncture and while he waited for a wheel change, chocked on his tenth, crust-less, cucumber sandwich. Iran insisted that Shatei's favorite picnic nibble had been prepared by Mossad agents. Not so. Is he still alive or was he such a greedy boy, wolfing it all down and not sharing, that Commander Haj Hassan Shateri might not now be on his camel to Mecca next year? Only time will tell...

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ANDERSON COOPER: WHERE ARE YOU?

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War On Everything But Islamic Terror.
Over a decade after thousands of New Yorkers were murdered by Muslim terrorists, the city’s mayor is declaring victory in the War on Salt. Next up he plans to wage a spring offensive on Styrofoam cups. The United States has lost the War in Afghanistan, a minor matter that none of Obama's news outlets can find the time to report on because AC 360 and his like are much too busy covering a breaking story about a Republican senator taking a sip of a water.

OBAMA: HIS VERY OWN WATERGATE!

Obama and his lick spittle sycophants want to wipe the word “Benghazi” off the hard drive in your head, helped in heaps by 95% of American's media who have sworn allegiance to the Joe Gobbells' School of Journalism. 
BENGHAZI: Obama's Watergate with bodies.

THE THREE AMIGOS ROAD TO RUIN!

John Brennan: What’s notable about a recent speech of his is that he twice refers to the State of Israel as “Palestine”. And this Obama hand pick is about to head the CIA! With Hagel, Brennan, Obama as the three surrender monkeys in place, the USA won't do anything to stop Iran's nuclear program and fully expect total appeasement to the Muslim Jihadist to become U.S. official policy.

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