GERMAN GREEN IN THE KHAKI!

Chairman of the German Green Party, Claudia Roth, slapped the hand of Iranian ambassador Ali Reza Sheik Attar, in a "high-five" motion. Creaming her jeans to be meeting the Iranian official they were filmed "slapping palms" and "passing grins" as they were being seated during a joke calling itself a security conference. Ah, the Sisterhood. If Ms Roth slipped and fell on dog shit, her half of the "slapping palm" would be none the wiser.

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE GNOME?

This past week, world-class America, Israel and anything not as fucking-mad-as-me-hater - Noam ‘the gnome’ Chomsky - cried “Nazi” about America. Chomsky was on state-run Iranian television - Islamo-fascist Iran being the greatest state sponsor of Jihad terrorism on planet earth - telling their headscarf-wearing Muslim female ‘reporter’ that America is a terrorist state and that “America is just like the Nazis”.
BEING IT WAS ONE OF THE LEFT'S AND CHOMSKY'S BIG HEROES - NONE OTHER THAN UNCLE JOE STALIN; AKA MURDER INCORPORATED, THAT SIGNED THE " NON AGGRESSION PACK" WITH HITLER AND THE NAZI BOYS, CHOMSKY MUST BE IN THE LATTER STAGES OF SELECTIVE AMNESIA. CHOMSKY: ONE PRIZE DELUDED SCHMUCK MASQUERADING AS A HUMAN BEING.

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THE ODD COUPLE AND FISHY TALES...

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Yeah, I heard the Pope is going to do some fishin'. You think I should join him? I guess I could, considering all the whoppers I've told in my time...

WHAT DOES A RETIRED POPE DO?

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 POPE RESIGNS AND SAYS, WHEN HE LEFT THE HITLER YOUTH MOVEMENT HE WANTED TO BE A PRODY BOY...BUT AS THERE WAS NO FUN OR DRESSING UP TO BE HAD WITH THESE DOUR, JOHN KNOX RANTERS, HE HEADED FOR THE ETERNAL CITY.

HAGEL AND "FRIENDS OF HAMAS"!

According to a senate aide, senators have “specific concerns with regard to foreign contributions to the Atlantic Council by Saad Hariri (or the Hariri family), Dinu Patriciu, Kazakhstan, and Bidzina Ivanishvili. It was reported that one of the reasons for the suspension of Chuck Hagel’s nomination hearing earlier this week is that among the many names identified in documents as having provided foreign funding to him is a group called “Friends of Hamas.” Hagel has thus far refused to disclose the foreign funding he has received for his various organizations to the Senate Armed Forces Committee, claiming he has a “fiduciary duty” to keep “confidentiality” of his and his organization’s donors. Hagel’s discretion has led to speculation as to what, exactly, he is unwilling to reveal. Well, as sure as shit it wasn't from "Friends of Israel"!

THE RISE AND RISE OF THE PC GESTAPO!

Q: CAN YOU TAKE THE PISS OUT OF ANYONE? 
A: YES. WE IN THE WEST ARE ALL ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH 
     AND THE WRITTEN WORD.
Q: WHAT ABOUT ISLAM AND THE FOUNDER OF THE DEATH CULT CREW? 
A: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
Five years ago, Ezra Levant, then-publisher of the Western Standard, was hauled before a Canadian “human rights commission” because he published the Danish cartoons that satirized Muhammad—one of the few newspapers in the West that had the courage to do so. Instead of cowering before the power of the state, Levant, sounding like a modern-day Patrick Henry, blasted the PC Gestapo and the very notion that the government has the right to dictate to a newspaper what is “reasonable” to print.

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CHRIS ROCK: WAY TO GO, DUDE!

CHRIS ROCK: WE MUST FOLLOW THE ORDERS OF THE PRESIDENT!
Whenever a cleb opens their kisser, usually the contents of the cow shed floor comes tumbling forth. Why politicians on both sides of the isle think that entertainers - whither they be stand-up, rock, or some tinsel town prick - are some kind of asset, is a friggin' mystery!

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