OBAMA: "I'VE GOT YOUR BACK"

The U.S. State Department spokeswoman Victoria Nuland told journalists at a briefing on Friday that the Obama administration will return to its goal. And what is that goal? To pressure Israel to work towards a two-state solution that would result in a PA state that could push Israel back to the INDEFENSIBLE 1949 Armistice Line (known WRONGLY worldwide as the "1967 borders") and would include the re-division of Israel"s capital and Judaism"s holiest city, Jerusalem. 
Memo to Israel's new Prime Minister. TELL OBAMA & CO, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!

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Western Wall is a remnant of the retaining wall built by Herod the Great in the 1st century BC, to encompass the Second Temple enclosure

MESSAGE TO IRAN...

For the first time in history, the Simon Wiesenthal Center's Academy Award-winning Holocaust documentary has been broadcast to Iran with Farsi subtitles. "Genocide," a Holocaust film that won the best documentary feature Oscar in 1982, aired on Iran"s NTV Simay Azadi on Friday, as well as on satellite broadcasts and streaming online. The film is narrated by Elizabeth Taylor and Orson Welles, and was aired in an effort to combat the rampant Holocaust denial emanating from the Iranian regime.

Auschwitz, which was liberated by Soviet troops, January 27, 1945.

COWS R US!

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Cows fed flaxseed produce more nutritious dairy products. In fact, according to a recent study, dairy cows fed up to seven percent of their daily diet in flaxseed – about six pounds – produced milk with lower amounts of saturated fat and higher concentrations of Omega-3 fatty acids. Which is great! Yes...but do they fart less, more or louder? No results as yet, but I'll keep you posted.

INFINITELY YOU?

If you've read about how modern cosmology may imply that, in an infinite universe, the existence of planets and the life forms that live on them must be repeated an infinite number of times, you may have been just a little bit excited, that out there, could exist an hell off a lot of "you". But wait! A chap named Alfonseca explained to Phys.org. this easy-peasy thingy:"If there is an infinite number of possible histories, the fact that there is a given history (or a finite number) leading to life does not make that history probable: its probability would be 1 divided by infinity, which is zero,"
Got it? So...as you're not likely to bump into a much more acceptable version of yourself any time soon, don't flog off the exercise bike.

Now...which one's mine?

EGYPT'S ALHY ULTRAS...

MAKING UK MILLWALL'S SOCCER FANS LOOK LIKE NANCY BOYS!
Seventy-three defendants, including nine security officials, three Masry Soccer Club officials and a number of fans, were on trial for their suspected role in Egypt's worst-ever soccer tragedy. More than 70 Alhy fans died in the violent attack 1 February 2012. It is widely believed that security, both military and police, let the football massacre happen allowing Port Said's Masry team fans to storm the stadium stands of Ahly fans. A court has sentenced 21 people to death over the soccer riots, with the verdict sparking fresh deadly violence with another 11 dead. (Ahram, Egypt)

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MANTI TE'O: MY VISIT BY THE TOOTH FAIRY.

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MANTI TE’O: I loved her, I really, really did...sob...until...sob...someone told me my girlfriend hadn't ever been (a) mine (b) actually ever existed or (c) came from planet Zog. 
TOO MUCH MONEY, TOO MANY BANGS ON THE HEAD, MY BOY!

NRA: COMMON SENSE NEEDED BY ALL...

The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize nominee Jim Garrow has allegedly claimed that he was told by a top military veteran that the Obama administration’s “litmus test” for new military leaders is whether or not they will obey to give an order to those under their command, to fire on U.S. citizens in the event of citizens refusing to comply in handing over outlawed firearms. True? Who knows, but somehow when George Washington thought it prudent at the time for ordinary citizens to own firearms, the best shots could only manage 3 rounds a minute given the technology. Today's fire power could not have been envisaged by G.W. or anyone else. Though guns are ubiquitous in Israel, where most 18-year-olds are drafted into the army after high school, however, once those soldiers finish their service two or three years later, they are subject to strict civilian gun control regulations (in 2010 there were 158 deaths attributed to firearms). If Israel - who is in a constant state of war readiness - can control who owns weapons, shouldn't the U.S. get some perspective on what the founding fathers would have considered reasonable firearm possession?

Tel Aviv, Israel

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